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  • When you were booked but end up street performing. That's when you know you love what you do.about 1 hour ago
  • Bismarck, ND... I don't know what to say about this place guys. I don't know... I really enjoyed the, uh... Fuck it.5 days ago
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  • Regret means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. I am positive I am one of hers. Yay! I'm her rock bottom!8 days ago
  • Working with @bobzany this weekend. If you want to see what brilliant looks like then show up tomorrow at Rookies Comedy Club, SD.10 days ago
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