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The Gift Of Yang

The Gift of Yang I cried a lot as a child but I’ve shed more tears as an adult. Recently television has shown me the image of a child, the…

Wonderland

Today I found myself sitting on a beach in Perth, Australia. It’s a long way from the dilapidated, insect ridden rural trailer in which I was raised and a great…

“Look At This Mess!” Article

Look At This Mess Originally printed in the “Food For Thought” edition; Jan 2001, Pg. 63 Lesley sat at the kitchen table with tears welling up in her large green eyes….

A Thought On Heartbreak

I like women more than I will ever like men. Aside from father figures, a man has never broken my heart; he doesn’t possess the capability. He can punch, kick…

I See You

            “I see you,” she said “I see you too,” I said Swathed by infatuation, looking into one another’s eyes to capture some veracious impression…

Laughspin Article: Blue Eyes On The Bay

Blue Eyes On The Bay: How an ill-fated live comedy show led to love Last year a group of Sacramento-based comics and I drove to San Francisco to hit some…

“Art In The Alehouse” Article

I’m posting this for those of you who missed my article in Savage Henry Magazine. It was written for their Art edition. Please enjoy and share if you like it. Stand…

Roseville Tribune Interview

Never mind that my last name was misspelled, curing cancer is more likely than getting the spelling correct, but rest assured they are referring to me. Interestingly, the promo pictures were pulled from…

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